I'm bouncing in my seat.

My little brother thinks all black guys are either Morgan Freeman or Will Smith.

I am down to my last mini 3 Musketeer. ;___;

If I thought the Starbucks at the end of my street was open, I would totally walk down there and get a cookie.

I haven't thrown up in close to 10 hours now.

OK, the pesticide statutes are more boring than the election title.

I've got a lot of energy right now, probably from listening to this so much today, so I think I'll go for a run.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS OUTSTANDING I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

I'm officially running Windows 7 now.

The fact that I can't find the cable or the camera suggests that I must have lost them that day at the mall, because I can't think of another time I had both out of the house and neither are here.

Unfortunately, my camera is just about essential for my job and I can't afford a new one by any stretch of the imagination.

YOU GUYS, I FEEL LIKE UTTER SHIT. DDDDDD:

The last place I can think to look is in my mom's car and if it isn't there then I really don't think I'll be seeing it again.

I haven't seen my camera or the cable for it in two weeks and the last time I specifically remember having it was at the mall because I went straight from work, and I'm both worried that it may haven fallen out of my pocket and worried that I may have put it in a shopping bag and then threw it away.

Anthony just went off to hang out with Dan, I didn't want him to since this is the last night before New Years which we're spending separately but I don't have that kind of rights to ask that anymore.

There were four seasons
In the year two-thousand-nine,
All of them were bad.

A haiku has to have a seasonal reference in it; there's another name for a five-seven-five without.

I thought I could retire,
but adventure has a way
of bringing you back.

By the way, Rainn Wilson Tweeted that we should sum up our 2009 experience in haikus, so I did.